Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
I just handed a girl a slice of pizza and she handed me her number. Is this how Vegas hookups normally begin?
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
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