Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
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This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
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i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
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