jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
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