Tonight was fucked up. First my mom called me and told me I had to go to the bar to pick up my dad 'cause he was drunk. Then when I got there my dad was doing a body shot from this lady who happened to be my 1st grade teacher. By far the most awkward car ride home. Idk if I should tell my mom or not.
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
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I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
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My dad just said "fuck circus"
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
When I told her I was deaf and took my hearing aids out at night to sleep, she said it must be nice not having to hear drunken roommates having awkward sex late at night.
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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