Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
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He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
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You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
Will exercising make me less horny?
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