he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
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I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
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Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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