Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
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Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
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NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
Hard not to be concerned when you call me, tell me you've discovered the secret to flying, vomit, then hang up the phone. So yes, I'm coming to pick you up.
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
I had to put my dog down, accidentally outed my brother, and was given a fucking fish sandwich instead of a Big Mac ALL IN ONE DAY! Am I really the person you want to consult for advice? Hhhmmmmmm?
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
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