Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
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