me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
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i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
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So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
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