Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
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it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
She's currently upstairs fucking her boyfriend while I am downstairs making them a sex playlist watching her boyfriend's Weiner dog and large Boxer try and mount each other. Marvin Gaye is playing. This is the ultimate third wheel fail.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
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i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
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