if i wake u up at 5am tmrw by coming into ur room wearing nothing but my indiana jones hat and purple socks while singing 'courtesy of the red white + blue' will u be pleased or annoyed
keep in mind this isn't open to negotiation, i'm just trying to gauge ur reaction
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
someone wrote "the short drunk lives here" on our door. i already have a reputation
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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