You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
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All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
The air was thick with penises
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
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I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
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