I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
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