if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
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Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
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No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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