My nipple is on Facebook.
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
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we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
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Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
Only the sound of Friends and my gulping of wine are masking the sounds of my roommate getting laid
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