Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
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It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
Do you think I threw out my left shoulder during the keg stand or the stripper pole? It's medically relevant my chiropractor wants to know.
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My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize