Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
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