i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
I will one day have loud vengeance sex as my revenge against you. Until then I'm just going to sit in the living room playing John Mayer while you're trying to do it.
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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