Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
This is a mass text to all my friends. Whoever gets this first, please find me and confiscate my phone immediately. I am far too high to have it. Even if you have to punch me in my face to get it. Otherwise, let the "High While Analyzing Disney Movies" texts begin.
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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