plz talk dirty to me
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
I made $130 by ordering two pizzas and charging them $10 a slice. If they weren't so stoned they might have realized they could have just ordered another pizza for $20.
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
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