Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
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