Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield
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