so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
I just saw a girl drinking wine and walking her dog in footie pajamas and a mad hatter hat. First day of the new year and I think I'm in love.
I feel like you should put up a missed connections ad for this..
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
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