You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
it's great music for shaving your balls
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
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Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
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I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
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