ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
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