We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
only if we run a train.
done.
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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