He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
It's not a walk of shame if you run
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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