youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
Randomize
