you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
If I were a woman I'd fill my water bra with liquor so that I could sip on it throughout the day.
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
I love how our sober spotter means you only have to stay sober enough to type your pin in an ATM
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
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