i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
I thought turtle was a code word for weed until he pulled out a baby turtle from his pocket and said "$20 for a turtle"
Last time i carry you out of a forest
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
I'M SO HIGH I FORGOT HOW TO EAT A STRAWBERRY. A FUCKING STRAWBERRY.
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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