Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
Not sure what happened last night, but there are four mini bikes outside and some guy is wearing my shirt passed out in the breakfast nook. Won't be telling the grand kids about this one.
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
Im part way to drunk.
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
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