yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
he told me I talked like a deaf person
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
If I got to choose how I die, it would be in an Olympic sized pool of gin and tonic.
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
I also know you puked in your shoe.
That would explain the note .... I apparently wrote myself an apology note from drunk to sober me .... saying "sorry for the fancy shoe soup" .... ugh I'll never drink again ...
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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