All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
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So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
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I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
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