She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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