And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
how did operation slutty penguin go?
pretty epic. there was a guy who was also dressed as a penguin. i asked him if he would keep my eggs warm while i went fishing for the winter
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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