dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
I don't think I have ever been told that I am "probably too drunk to pet the stingrays" by a cop before.
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
Do you remember whose house we're in?
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
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