We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
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im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
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