Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
Just woke up. I have a "Detective Jacob Arnold's" business card in my pocket.
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
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