Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
Randomize
