The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
Neighbor who got arrested at 3am just said he'd split the $ with me if I testify as the witness in his police brutality trial. He was also holding a baby and a case of beer.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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