ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
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