dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
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Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
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We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
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