mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
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