Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
no, he came in my armpit
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
The feeling are messing with the penis
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
I had nothing but condoms at the checkout, then grabbed a pack of Orbitz gum and said "gotta protect from bad breath" felt like a boss
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
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