So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
it was like his penis was on wheels.
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
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how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
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Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
Randomize