yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
No need to call an exterminator, the ants overdosed on the leftover lines on the counter.
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
Nobody on Tinder wants to give you a Blumpkin.
Randomize
