"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
The morning after your company Xmas party and that moment you're eating a block of cheese in bed wearing a sequin blazer and recalling all the details of your one night stand with a coworker who happened to start that day...fuck.
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
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