i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
Simple math equation: Up till 5 a.m. drinking + up at 9 a.m. for nephews birthday party = puking in the pool
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
Nothing says “I spent too much in Vegas” quite like eating a jar of pickles for dinner and planning on cream of celery soup for breakfast tomorrow.
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