In similar news, my cock is bigger than the plane that landed in the hudson.
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
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