I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
Been in bed for 16 hours. Haven't eaten in 18 hours. Haven't pissed in almost 20 hours. Fuck you Stacey and your former reign as laziest bitch. I got the title now.
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
So the woman who sold us weed at the park is pregnant. With another small child. And the basket she used to carry the joints is decorated with Barney stickers.
She's like a yuppie Nancy Botwin. She just gets better and better.
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
Randomize
