Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
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