I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
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i would one night stand the shit outta him
Definitely need to find a less healthy bootycalls. All this bitch got in her fridge is feta, English muffins and wheat grass. What the fuck can I make with that???
Found 2 Coors, problem solved.
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
Mom chose Thanksgiving to tell me the reason I am here is because she was too tired to give my dad a BJ and too drunk to make him pull out.
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
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I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
My legs feel like baby dolphins
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
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