No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
I drove 5 hours to see her. She thanked me by getting shitfaced, inviting her boyfriend over, and making me sleep on the couch after I cooked for them and did the dishes. You're right. I'm a fucking doormat.
You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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