This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
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I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
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Also I just sneezed literally 12 times in a row so violently...boogers everywhere. Sorry to ruin the sexting. I just felt like you had to know
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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